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Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6 & 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks."What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see, " replied the ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Oldies But Goodies
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know, ' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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The Wedding Rehearsal
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you 100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever, ' ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Celebration!!!
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband and ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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50 Years Of Marriage
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know, " the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Jokes
How To Make Women Happy... The Point System advice according to women In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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