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The Florida Widows
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?" "Yes, " her friend replied. "What do you do about it?" "I usually suck on a Lifesaver." After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, "Well, what beach do you go ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Lil Johnny And Lil Freddie - Full Joke.
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!" "Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!" "Really?" Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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The Sneezing Orgasm - Full Joke.
A woman went to her doctor and complained that every time she sneezed she had an orgasm. The doctor in amazement said, "My goodness, that's terrible. Have you been taking anything for it?" "Yes, " she said, "pepper."......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Even A Child Can Tell
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Explain This?
One day a women was cleaning out the bedroom and come across a vibrator in her husband draw....when her husband got home she prop the vibrator up on the counter and said "can you explain this"...."sure i can" he replied..."I use the vibrator on you ever time we have sex...now can ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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The Last Toker Joke
so christ decides to come down to earth again to see whats going on with drugs and he sends all his deciples to bring him all sorts john comesback with cannabis peter comes back with lsd thomas comes back with x and so on then judas comes back and christ sais ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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