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Zen Of The Pervert
The path to enlightenment lies in observation. A person seeking enlightenment has something missing from thier life. By observing what is around, you may find what it is you seek. Observing silence during masturbation one will not attract the attention of those on the other side of the window. This ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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That Must Be Painful
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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The Blind Date At The Fair
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed, " she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale it read 117 and she won a prize. ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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The Princess & The Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, I ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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The Substitute Teacher
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy." A few ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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The New Parrot
A woman was in a pet store and saw a beutiful parrot for 10. She asked why the parrot was so cheap and the owner explained that it grew up in a brothel and had a very limited vocabulary. She decided that that shouldent be to bad and took the ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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