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Irish Fight
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he?d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he?s walking with a limp. ?What happened to you?? asks Sean, the bartender. ?Jamie O?Conner and me ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Little Boys Kept Shooting The Cats
These three little boys kept shooting the neighbors cats so their mother took there bbs away she set thim on the shelf above the stove later that day she decided to bake them a cake while she was mixing the mix the boys distracted her and the bbs spilt into the ......
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I Want To Be Sara
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want." The first nun says, "I want-a to ......
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Texas Three-kick Rule
A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was ......
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That's When You Should Stop Drinking ...
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini. After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double ......
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