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Rectum Stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk ......
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Go Home
A man goes into a bar and tells the bartender to give him a double. Then he slams it down and takes a picture out of his pocket, looks at it for a moment, then puts it back. He then asks the bartender for another double. He drinks it, looks at ......
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A Man
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter ......
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Going To Heavan
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, ......
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Texas Sphincters
On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed it on the helmet of silver ......
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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk...
The Alcohol Speech Test........... Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a Innovative b Preliminary c Proliferation d Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a Specificity b British Constitution c Passive-aggressive disorder d Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk.. ......
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