A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..

he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." I have a better idea, " she replied.

"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

Good, " she replied."Get your own famping blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted and fell asleep.