The old couple was planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh, " said the old man.

"We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon, " said the old woman. "Uh huh, " said the old man.

"And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon, " said the old woman. "That's right, " said the old man, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"