An elderly couple went to a doctor and told him they wanted him to watch them making love. The woman said, "we're getting on in years, our memories aren't so good, we want to make sure we're still doing it right." The doctor was a bit puzzled by this, but he agreed. So they went into his examining room, and he watched them make love. And he continued to do so 3 times a week for the next several months. The doctor enjoyed this, but finally he said to the couple: "This is all very interesting, but I really don't see any problem here.

Could you tell me specifically what you're concerned about?" The woman said: "Well, the truth is, we're not concerned about anything. I'm married so we can't go to my place. He's married, so we can't go to his place. The Hilton wants 119. The Holiday Inn wants 79. You charge us 35, and we get 28 back from Medicare!"