One night, a married couple was driving home. The man starts out at 50 mph. Neither of them said anything to each other for the first five minutes, then the wife says, "Honey, I want a divorce." The husband accelerates to 60 mph and says nothing. Five minutes later the wife says, "I want custody of the kids." He speeds up to 70 mph and again says nothing.

Ten minutes later she says, "I want the house, the Mercedes, and all of our savings bonds." Again he says nothing and speeds up. 15 minutes later she asks, "Why haven't you said anything? I'll get everything and you won't have anything.

" He speeds up to 100 mph and finally looks over at her. "I have all I need.

" Annoyed, the wife asks, "And what do you have?" And right before they plow into a tree, he shouts, "The airbag!"