A nun gets onto a bus thats empty exept for the driver, she says - 'i want to have sex before i die but i must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i can not commit adultery and break my covenent, can u help me?' 'Yes' says the driver, and forefills her wish.

After, feeling guilty the driver says 'Im sorry love im actuly married with 2kids' the nun replies 'thats ok i have a confession to make to... my names keith and im on my way to a fancey dress party!!!!!!!