A man finally decides after a few years of sleeping w women who talk dirty and want "a big c**k" that he's ready to settle down. So he joins up on this "not so sexual" site and begins dating another type of girl. To his pleasant surprise the first girl he gets into the sack with. Calls his d**k a wee wee. So he thinks to himself, "I've finally found THE girl that hasn't had em all.

" So things go well, and they get married and he's in love up to his ears.

After a year or so of marriage he decides to ask her to talk dirty while their "making love". He says "tell me you want my big c**k deep inside you". She says "no, I've seen a c**k. They're about 10 inches long and as big around as a beer can. What you've got there is a wee wee."