A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard a strange noises coming from her daughters bedroom. Opening her door, she discovers her 30 year old daughter naked on the bed playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" demanded her mother. "Mom, I'm 30, look at me. I'm ugly and I'll never get married. So this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room shaking her head. The next day, the father came home and heard a noises coming from his daughters bedroom. Upon entering her room, he found his daughter naked on the bed using her vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I'm 30 and ugly.

I will never get married, so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband.

" The father walked out of the room shaking his head. The next day, the mother came home and found her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other watching the football game on TV.

"What on Earth are you doing?" she cried. "What does it look like I'm doing? Her husband said, I'm having a beer and watching the game with my son-in-law!"