A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake.

When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.

He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead.

What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly".