Three friends get married on the same day, and had an agreement that they would meet every year on the same day to celebrate their friendship and have a drink together. On one their first anniversary, The first friend boasted. I gave my wife a diamond studded watch and a gift voucher from Tiffanys. Incase she didnt like the watch, she could go t Tiffanys and get whatever she wanted. The other two were impressed. Now the second friend, also chimed in, I gave my wife Mercedes Benz with all extras and the works, and a gift voucher from Tracys Boutique. So she can go there and pick up whatever she wanted. The other two friends nod their heads in approval, and looked at the third friend.

And what did u get your wife? They asked him together. I gave my wife a pair of rubber slippers, and a dildo. If she didnt like the rubber slippers, she can f**k herself.