A priest keeps his chickens at his village parish, one evening the c**k went missing. At mass the priest asked "who has a c**k?". All the men stood up "No, no. What I meant to say was, who's seen a c**k that isn't theirs?" All the women stood up. "Oh for goodness' sake, who's seen my c**k?!" All the f**king choir boys stood up! Lots of hugs and kisses....

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