Billy joe goes to a dance one night.he is not your average texan as he is just under 5 ft in height, while he is dancing with this sweet young thing, he gets a hard on .which the sweet young thing notices at once, she dances him into adjoining room , and proceeds to unzip his fly, out rolls a firehose 14 inches long and a thick as a salami!! she says can i kiss it?? yes he says but don't you dare suck it!!i used to be 6 foot 6