Superman was flying over metropolis one day and sees Wonderwoman laying in her backyard naked...he thinks, "man I'd like some of that....well, hell why not? I'm faster than a speeding bullet....

I could have her and she'd never know"...so feeling horny and c**ky he swoops down tags her and leaves....

"What the hell was that?" she says....

the Invisible man then answers "I don't know, but my ass sure hurts"