Q: What's rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it? A: A coconut. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A thirty-foot c**k that wants to reach out and touch someone. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.