Hung Chow calls into work and says"Boss, I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomachache, and leg hurt. I no work." The boss says"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You should try that! 2 hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say, I feel great! I go to work soon...You have nice house!