My wife left the house one morning telling me she was off to the shops to buy something very sexy. on her return i asked her what she had in the bags she replied its something to wear stay there and i will put in on for you she dissapeared up stair returning 5 mins later she entered the lounge wearing crotchless nickers saying do you think these are sexy would you like to enter me... i swiftly replied....NO THANKS LOOK WHAT ITS DONE TO YOUR NICKERS..

bum bum..