READ SLOWLY -- THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER: 1.

ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with. 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living. 8.

EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist. 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots. 12. PARADOX: Two physicians. 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm. 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with. 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring. 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wifehusband. 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

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SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official