In an effort to promote tourism, each of the 50 United States, including Washington D.C., held contests to improve their overall appeal. Although every one of the slogans below are true representations of their specific states, the following instances were overwhelmingly rejected. Alabama: 4 A's And Still Low Test Scores. Alaska: Where Everyone Gets Crabs! Arizona: Who Needs Water Anyway? Arkansas: Yeah, Clinton did us too.... California: Where The Women Are Women, And So Are The Men. Colorado: Texans Ski Here. Connecticut: Our people put the "nob" in snobby! Delaware: The first and most useless State. Florida: Come live in comfort and safety with our favorite residents: Don King and O.J. Simpson.

Georgia: Come fondle our Peaches....yes, really! Hawaii: Just like our women, we're Single and Unattached from the U.

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and that's the way we like it! Idaho: I 'da Pimp! Illinois: Continuing The Annoying Accent Since 1818. Indiana: Uncondemned And Proud. Iowa: It's Off To Work We Go-ah! Kansas: Please Excuse Our Smell. Kentucky: Trailer Parks, Smokeless Tobacco and YOU! Louisiana: Better Tastin' Roadkill, Guaranteed! Maine: Nothing Impressive And Damn Proud Of It! Maryland: Now Gang Friendly. Massachusetts: Party 'til You Get Shot! Michigan: Hooray! We're Not Bankrupt Yet! Minnesota: We'll Let Anyone Run For Public Office! Mississippi: An Equal Opportunity Hate State. Missouri: Sour Is Our Middle Name. Montana: Come Play Where The Crazy People Stay.

Nebraska: A Nice Place To Die! Nevada: What Happens In Nevada, Stays In Nevada, Including Your Money. New Hampshire: About As Friendly As A Burning Case Of Herpes & A Lot Less Fun! New Jersey: Our State Bird Is Your Middle Finger! New Mexico: Famous For Green Chilis, Aliens, and Diarrhea. New York: Bitching About Anything Is Our God Given Right, Smart Ass! North Carolina: And Still, The Undisputed Leader in Lung Cancer.

North Dakota: Bad Lands.....

For A Reason. Ohio: Our Strippers Wax Now! Oklahoma: Not Spectacular, Just OK. Oregon: Land Of Nike, Beavers And Fungus. Pennsylvania: Our Amish Have Guns Now. Thank You.

Rhode Island: Famous For Our C**ks! South Carolina: We Don't Discriminate Anymore, Just Ask Strom Thurmond. South Dakota: The World-Wide Leader In Food Processing. Tennessee: No Shoes, No Teeth, No Problem! Texas: If We Were Meant To Ski, Bullshit Would Be White. I'm George W.

Bush & I Approved This Message. Utah: Where Everyone Is Young. Really! That's Our Name Too! Vermont: That's Not Just Our Syrup Sticking To Your Shoes! "Virgin"ia: Don't Let The Name Fool Ya! Washington: We're On The LEFT Coast, Damnit! Washington, D.

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: Low Crack Prices. Everyday. West Virginia: It's NOT All Relative...Ok...

Well, Not As Bad As Kentucky. Wisconsin: Means Mistake By Lake In Cheppewa. Wyoming: First in Cattle, Mining and STDs.