A little boy who wanted 100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the 100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA, " they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a 5 bill. Mr.

Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the 5, and immediately sat down to write a thank you note to God which read "Dear God, Thank you for sending me the money.

However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C., and as usual, those bastards deducted 95."