Two guys Bob and Ray were teeing off when Ray's tee shot sliced over to the right of the fairway and went down into a ravine. They pulled up the cart to the edge of the fairway and Ray took an 8 iron and climbed down to find his ball. He was sifting through some deep grass with his club when he saw something shiny. He took a closer look and saw a rusty 8-iron being held by a skeleton with an old golf ball nearby. Ray immediately yelled out, "Hey Bob !! Come here right away. I got trouble down here !!" Bob came running and said "What's the matter Ray?" Ray screamed out, "Bob, throw me my 7-iron. You can't get out of here with an 8-iron !!" |