Some guys were hangin' out, shootin' the breeze, and the conversation turned to their kids. One guy says, "I've got five sons. All over six feet tall.

Damn good basketball team." Another guy says, "Right on. I've got nine sons and every one of them can field and hit. Great baseball team." Third guy chimes in with, "Way to go. I've got eleven sons.

Strong as oxes, every one of 'em. Helluva football team.

" Then they look at the fourth guy in the group. First guy asks, "Well, how about your kids?" The fourth guy replies a little sheepishly, "I have eighteen daughters.

Enough for a golf course."