A man has been on a deserted island for ten years. One day he see's a beautiful woman in a wet suit swim onto his beach. She comes up to him and asks, "when was the last time you had a drink?" "It's been ten years", he replies.

She zips open a pocket on her wet suit and pulls out a flask of brandy. The man takes a big swig and say's he is in heaven. "When was the last time you had a cigar?", the woman asks. Again the man says, "well, it's been ten years." The woman pulls out a cuban, lights it and gives it to the man. He smokes and says he could not be happy. "So", the woman says, uzipping her wet suit, "when was the last time you played around?" "Holy shit", the man replies, "Don't tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there.

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