Four work buddies are out playing a round of golf. On the 11th hole, one guy says, "Guys play on, I've got to go to the bathroom." So the others play on without him and they get to talking about their sons.

The first guy says, "I am really proud of my son.

He is doing so well, he bought his friend a new car.

" The second man boasts, "My son is doing so well that he just bought his friend a 24' boat." The third guy says "Well, my son is so well off that he just bought his friend a new house with a pool." Finally, the buddy that went to the bathroom gets back and asks, "What were you guys talking about?" They all reply that they were talking about their sons. The man looks at the ground and shakes his head.

The others ask what's wrong. He replies "Well my son is gay. I'm not thrilled with it, but he is doing well.

His last three boyfriends bought him a car, a boat and a house."