John and Cathy were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California. Running low on gas, John pulled into the nearest gas station.

"What can I do fer ya'll?" asked the attendant.

"Fill her up with high test, " replied John.

While the attendant was filling up the tank, he started checking out the car.

"What kinda car is dat?" he asked, "Never seen one like it before." "Well, " responded John, his chest swelling up with pride, "this my boy is a 1997 Cadillac DeVille.

" "What all it got in it?" asked the attendant. "Well, " said John, "It has everything. It has power steering, electric seats, an electric sun roof, electric mirrors, AMFM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine." "Wow, " said the attendant, "that's really somethin'.

" "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asked John.

"That'll be 30.17, " said the attendant. John pulled out his money clip and peeled off a 20 and a 10.

He reached into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change and golf tees. "What dem little wooden things?" enquired the attendant curiously. "That's what I put my balls on when I drive, " replied John. "Wow, " said the attendant, "dem Cadillac people really think of everything