A man playing on a new golf course gets confused about which hole he was on. He sees a lady playing ahead of him. So he walks up to her and asks, What hole am I playing? She replies, Well, Im on the 7th hole, and youre one hole behind me, so you must be playing the 6th. He thanks her and goes back to playing golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happens, so he approaches the lady again and asks the same thing.

She says, Well, Im playing the 14th, youre one hole behind me, so you must be playing the 13th. Once again, he thanks her and goes back to the hole he was playing. He finishes his round and goes into the club.

Seeing the lady sitting at the end of the bar, he approaches and says, Id like to buy you a drink in appreciation for the help you gave me out there on the course. She invites him to join her and says, Well, thats very kind of you. He starts up a conversation and asks, What kind of work do you do? She replies, Well, Im in sales, and you? He replies that he is too, then asks, What do you sell? She replies grinning, If I tell you, youre only going to laugh. He says, Oh no, I wouldnt to that! So she says, Well ok, I sell tampons. Hearing this, he falls to the floor in a hysterical fit of laughter. Amused herself, she says, See, I told you youd just laugh. With difficulty catching his breath, he finally is able to get out, Oh no, what you sell is not what Im laughing at.

Its just that I sell toilet paper, so Im STILL one hole behind you.

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