A golf pro at the local country club was giving golf lessons in his spare time to average people interested in taking up the sport of golf. This Sunday he had about twenty or so students at the driving range , both men and women , of various ages and from all walks of life. As was usually the case most of the students seemed to be getting the hang of things, keeping their eye on the ball , keeping their elbow straight and so on. The golf pro did notice however that two of his students were having trouble with their swing. After the lesson was over he asked each of these two students if theyd like to stay for a few extra minutes for some one on one advice , witch both students readily accepted one a man in his early thirties and the other a woman of about forty. The golf pro worked for about twenty minutes with the young man , seemingly to no avail, the young man just wasnt getting it. Finally the golf pro said "listen can I be perfectly frank with you?" Of course said the young man. "Alright then" said the golf pro, he then instructed the young man to "grab that club handle just like you grab your girl friend's ass when shes on top of you and about to explode". "Like this?" asked the young man. YES! said the golf pro, "now swing at the ball." To the young mans amazement the ball went 250 yards. "Think you got it now" asked the golf pro? "You bet I have!" said the young man. The golf pro then began working with his female student and found that she was having much the same problem as the young man. "Look , can I be perfectly frank with you?" asked the golf pro. "You certainly may" said the woman. "Alright then " said the golf pro, he then instructed her to "Grab that club handle just like you do when your making love with your man and hes about to explode".

"Like this?" asked the woman. YES! said the golf pro "now swing at the ball".

The woman did as she was instructed and to her amazement the ball went 225 yards. "That was very good" said the golf pro, "but this time try hitting the ball with out the club handle in your mouth".