A guy walks into the emergency room, all beat up, with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck. The nurse sees him and asks, "What happened to you?" "Well, " he says, "it all started innocently enough. My wife and I were golfing at the club, and we both sliced our drives on the fourth hole into a cow pasture. We found my ball right away, but had trouble finding her ball." "Go on, " the nurse said, intrigued, but not knowing where this was going. "In the area where we thought her ball landed, I noticed something white, in the back of one of the cows. I lifted the cows tail and shouted 'Hey Honey, this looks like yours!'"