You know that your cat has been using your p.
c. When: You start recieving steamy e-mails from some one named Fluffy, Princess and Kitten: When you recieve a one way ticket in your P.O. Box for "the" cat show in LasVegas, that is for one occupant only: When Your p.c. History shows chat rooms like, Cat Scratch Fever, The Streamlined Feline, Ms. Kitties Private Room, and Muffy's on-line Cat Pallace: When You find kibble crumbs in your key-board: When you find out that some one has watched "Wild Kingdom" and the movie Pink Panther on your p.
c. via pay-per-view: When you start recieveing hundreds of "free sample cat-food coupons" in your P.O. Box: When Your monitor has more cat hair on it than your sofa: When you start noticing on-line charges to your credit card for things like "Live chat at the cat-nip cafe": When your cat seems to have more interest in Comp-U.S.A. commercials than the nieghbors dog: When: You recieve "your" new personalized licence plates in the mail that say "1BDCAT": When: You go to Google Search and see that some one has looked up things like, Cat inna Hat, Cat Fud, Cat woomun, P-40 Kittyhawk, Cat Gurl, Catilac , Ardik Cat Snomobeel, Kit-Cat Club and Garfeeld.
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