Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time andone turns to the other asking, "Jim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you areabout my age. How do you feel?' Jim says, " I feel just like a new born babe.

" Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???" "Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants