Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite, " said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke, " said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer, " said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak, " said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate, " said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer, " said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split, " said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float, " said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer, " exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking, " said the waiter to the third little piggy, " but why have you only ordered beer all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this....

The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"