Alice is on holiday with her two sisters, Mary and Joan and their husbands David and Peter. One evening, after getting drunk on ladies drinks, Alice makes a confession: "Last night my husband asked me to swallow. Isn't that disgusting, who'd do such a thing?" Mary and Joan look a little embarassed and then admit that they both swallow with their husbands. "Oh my goodness!" Gasps Jane, "what does it taste like?" Mary admits that David's tastes a bit too bitter. And Joan admits that Peter's is to sweet.

"But whatever you do, " warn the sisters, "don't ever let your husband know you don't like the taste!" Alice downs her drink and tells her sisters that she's going to find John, her husband, and try it out. The next day, the sisters meet up and Alice looks really upset. "What happened?" Asked Joan. "John's dumped me." Wailed Alice.

"I did everything you said, and after I swallowed I said, Oh John, that tastes lovely, not too bitter like David's or too sweet like Peter's!"