Valentine's Day is fast approaching and a husband wants to get his wife the "perfect" gift. He just can't decide what that would be.

One night after dinner and several drinks, he decides to just ask her. She, jokingly, replies, with a knowing smile..."Honey, what I'd like is for you to give me 12 INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT". Well, he, and she, knows he hasn't got 12". But he's creative, so he decides to get an add on Adult FriendFinder. Takes some pics of their younger years when she would pose provacatively and places his ad for a young BLACK man with 12". The week before Valentine's day he let's her pick who sh'd like from the replies. She becomes very excited and picks out one that she likes. The appointment is all set up. When they day arrives, she is waiting, wet with anticiption, and the guy never show's up. After TWO hours of waiting the husband can see that she is dissapointed. He's thinking and thinking.

"How can I give her 12 inches and make it hurt"? Then he get's an idea....

So, HE SCREWS HER TWICE THEN PUNCHES HER IN THE NOSE!