A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in the elks lodge 2309. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman, we'll call her Maureen, in the forth row, stands on a chair and shouts: "I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes! What makes you think that you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blond's, but women in general.

And all in the name of humor!!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize profusely to Maureen...when she yells even louder "you stay out of this Mr." "This is between me and that little shit sitting on your knee!!"