---A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approaches a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs." ---Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Because, women don't get b**w ***s while they're driving. ---A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned.

The laundromat attendent doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time." ---What's the ultimate in Rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep! ---What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.