Santa Claus Options!!!!!!!!

Santa comes down the chimney one Christmas Eve and there's a knockout blond laying on the couch waiting for him. Blond: Hey Santa, come here! Santa: Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta deliver presents to the kids ya know! She removes her top and bra. Blond: Hey Santa, come here! Santa: Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta deliver presents to the kids ya know! She removes her pajama bottoms and panties and laid there buck naked. Blond: Hey Santa, come here! Santa: Hey hey hey, gotta stay, can't go up the chimney with my d**k this way!

 

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