A flight leaves from Cleveland to Boston. The captain comes on the overhead and says "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain. It is about 7:30 local time and we are currently flying at 35, 000 feet. It will take us 4 hours to reach our destination and we thank you for flying with us. The captain forgets to turn off the overhead. He looks over to his co-pilot and says "Can you take over for a while? I goin to take a big healthy shit and then f**k the brains out of that pretty blond flight attendant in coach. The attendant overhears and says "Oh my God" and starts to run toward the c**kpit.

An old lady gets up and stops her and says "Easy honey, he gotta take a shit first.

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