A blonde goes to the doctor and he asks, "What's wrong?" She says, "I hurt all over." So he says, "What do you mean, all over?" So the blond takes her finger and pokes her knee. "Ow, that hurt." Then she pokes her cheek. "Ow, that hurt." Then she touches her earlobe.

"Ow, even THAT hurt!" So the doctor asks, "Is blond your natural hair color?" The blond says, "Yes." The doctor says, "You have a broken finger.

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