A man is sitting with his doctor after having several tests done. The doctor looks very grim and says, "Well Dave, I have some good news and some bad news for you." "Give me the bad news first," says Dave. "OK, like we suspected, it is cancer in your brain. And it has spread to your spinal cord and some was found in your liver, kidneys and most of your bones. You might have two weeks to live if you are lucky." "Jesus Christ!" yells Dave, "That's horrible.

What....

what's the good news?" "Well," says the doctor, "did you see my new receptionist when you came in?" "Huh?" says Dave.

"You know, the blond with the huge tits," says the doctor. "Yeah, yeah....

I saw her," says Dave, "So What?" "The good news is....

I'm f**king her!"