A blonde went to see her Gynecologist. "Doctor, I hurt all over!", she began. She proceeded to push her index finger onto her left nipple...

"ouch that hurts!". She agian touched her right nipple with her finger, "Ouch, that hurts!" She reaches down, slides her finger nto her p***y, "Ouch, that hurts, too!" "Doctor, tell me why it hurts so much!!!", she pleaded. The docor shakes his head in disbelief, ... "Maam, I can tell you are a natural blonde. You have a broken finger!"