Having a blonde daughter, though she claims she is NOT a blonde her actions speak for themselves, my wife and I have enjoyed blonde jokes for years. Here is some of our favorates. Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: Only one, the rest are reality. Q What do you call 4 blondes in a VW A: Farfromthinken Q: Why does the blonde have TGIF on her socks? A: Toes Go In First Q: What do you call a blonde skeliton in the closet? A: What winner of LAST yrs hide-and-seek contest.