Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. This week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year...

namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument!