A blonde man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co-workers saw him they asked him what happened. He told them it had happened at church.

They didnt believe him, and wanted to know what realy happened. So he told them "I went to church. I got on my knees and prayed.

When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman i have ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so being the gentleman that I am I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that so she hit me" the guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day. The next week he showed up for work and his face was beaten realy badly! Again the guys asked him what happened and he told them hed got beaten up at church. Again they didnt believe him so he explained " I went to the church, got on my knees and prayed.

When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt crack" At this point the men interupted and said " Please tell us you didnt pull her dress out of her crack again" "No the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didnt like that... so I shoved it back in!!"