A blonde was speeding in her convertible..and was pulled over by a female police officer..also a blonde..
The officer sez, "May I see your I.
D.?" the blonde driver is looking all thru her purse..dumps it our on her lap and sez"What's it look like?" the officer sez its got your picture on it.., the driver picks up her compact and opens it seeing her picture..
sez "Is this it?" handing the compact over to the blonde police officer..
Taking the compact and looking at it the officer sez to the driver, "If you had told me you were a police officer we could have avoided the whole thing." |