Three boys in a class and the teacher asks the first one "if your skin could be made with anything what would it be" the boy replies "Gold miss then i could scratch a bit off and by myself a Ferrari " "OK" says the teacher then she asks the same question to the second boy "Platinum miss then i could scratch a bit off and seeing as platinum is worth more than gold i could buy myself two Ferraris" "OK" says the teacher "now what about you Jonny" "Pubic hair miss" "And why would you choose pubic hair jonny" "Because miss my sisters only got a little bit and you should see the cars outside our house"