The traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated.

An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed, " said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot, " answered the voice. The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open. "Hey, " exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!" "What?" said the voice, "Again?"