A woman was in a pet store and saw a beutiful parrot for 10. She asked why the parrot was so cheap and the owner explained that it grew up in a brothel and had a very limited vocabulary.

She decided that that shouldent be to bad and took the parrot home. When she got the parrot inside it promptly exclaimed " New House, New Madame". She was slightly upset but decided to let it slide.

Her teenage daughters came home and the parrot blurted out " New House, New Madame, New Girls" The daughters were shociked but then began to giggle. A little while latr the husband came home to wich the parrot responded " New House, New Madam, New Girls, Hiya Frank long time no see"